Leucadia Blog: ATTENTION SURFERS

Thursday, July 26, 2007

ATTENTION SURFERS

Attention Surfers, you may have noticed that we installed these cute crossing signs of you jaunty surfers. This was for the tourist delight only. You are not allowed to cross the highway or train tracks. We do not encourage transportation by foot. You will be ticketed for jaywalking. Yes, we made major road and sidewalk improvements to Santa Fe Dr but that doesn't mean we want you to continue on foot to Swami's. If you live in the neighborhood and want to surf Swami's you need to get in your car and go to Chesterfield (please enjoy the new statue while there) or drive to E St. Don't worry, gas is cheap and parking is plentiful.

We currently have deployed 500 Coaster Cops to ticket you for crossing the train tracks. We will use this money to help pay for the $120,000 surfer statue.

That is all for now.

OBEY

your friends,

THE THOUGHT POLICE

1 comment:

AnonymousJuly 27, 2007 9:52 AM
This is a sham mockery. Build pedestrian crossing ASAP.
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About Leucadia

Leucadia is a funky little beach community located in North San Diego county in southern California. Leucadia is the north section of the city of Encinitas.

English spiritualists settled the small coastal community of Leucadia in 1870, and are reputed to have danced, in diaphanous white robes in the little Roadside Park (Leucadia Blvd and Hwy 101).

The spiritualists are the reason so many of the streets are named after Greek gods and goddesses. Leucadia is Greek for "a sheltered place." Heritage Eucalyptus trees, planted in the 1880s, still grace the highway. When President Roosevelt passed through Leucadia in an open car during the Depression, local children climbed the Eucalyptus trees to wave to him.

Change happens slowly in this nostalgic little California beach town. In lieu of fast food restaurants and franchise chain stores, Leucadia has two miles of Mom 'n Pop businesses, and that's the way everyone likes it. The town war cry is "Keep Leucadia Funky."

Leucadia played an active role in the rebirth of the classic Highway 101 shield, restored in 1997, and was part of the successful 101 Campaign to have Highway 101 declared an historic route.

Leucadia is experiencing growing pains and culture clash in these first decades of the 21st century...

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