Scene: Jacuzzi at La Costa Spa. Stocked: (exhales cigar smoke and slurps from a mai tai with a pretty umbrella) Glennboy, I knew I was on the right track -- I been pushin bullshit left, right and center -- I'll be dancin a right stompin jig come November after all them yokels vote for the Number One Bullshitter in Encinitas. Sabined: (adjusting his speedo) Jerryboy, you so right. You be the master and commander of bullshit shovelin. Course, ya gots some help from your number one fan. Stocked: Glennboy, you so right. Reminds me I got to make sure to gets Dannyboy and Jimmyboy a real gud Xmas present this year. Sabined: (pouting) Jerryboy, you fergit your real Number One Fan:( Stocked: Glennboy, no needs to git your furry back all hackled up, I ain't forgitten bout my Numbero Uno -- why I jess might approve a raise for ya this year seein as what a good bullshit job you do. Sabined: Jerryboy, you one genuwhine amigo. A gentle breeze, a SOSA, shapes the cigar smoke into halos over our heros. Fadeout....
Whoever you are, please keep posting. You make me laugh, and after a long day of hearing people's problems and concerns, I love laughing. And, you picked my two most favorite characters of bullshit. If I had employees, you would definitely be hired for your great humor and bullshit:)Thank you Thank you, Thank you.
The sad truth is the dumb as American public will ride this debt ridden country down quicker than the fall of the Roman Empire, and much faster than the fall of the British Empire.
Give us 20 years and we will be taking orders in Chinese. Doesn't matter if your Democrat or Republican, the politicians never took a finance or Econ class and don't know the meaning or consequence of unpaid Debt.
Like many dumbass Americans, America will find out when you go Bankrupt, you end up sucking someone else’s dick for peanuts and unless you’re the Cardiff Kook, that’s not fun.
Good luck dumbasses who don't know the meaning of debt. And when you broke, don't be looking at my crotch or you'll get a kick in the teeth.
I hope that made you laugh Dr. Lorri.
I’ll be laughing when the dumbass Americans vote in the next Democrat who will get spiral us all down further in debt by giving entitlement welfare to every breathing American on wantabe American on Earth…. Or a Dumbass “so called Republican” (meaning they support occupying Iraq and the middle east to assure America get their oil supply at an affordable price), who will sink us by building our military that we cannot afford and trying to occupy every county that might have an oil supply and then fighting off the citizens who don’t want us there.
See you after the revolution, If we are still alive. I’ll be the one, laughing on my way to my bank. I hope your laughing too.
Tell me, does anyone out there have any common sense and logic in their brain? Does anyone out there appreciate the liberty that this country offers us and is afraid that we will lose this liberty when we are answering to another country like china? Can anything be done to prevent or prolong America from self destructing and prompting the collapse of western Civilization?
I am not saying our Empire will last as long as either the Roman or British Empire.
I am saying our fall will be quicker than both. We peaked 40 to 50 years ago and will are falling quickly.... I give us 20-30years maximum at the rate china is screaming ahead.
The british Empire the largest in history collapsed in 50 years. Our US Empire probably peaked in the 1960s and has been crashing in the last 20 to 30 years. Just look at our industrial power like the automobile industry or any industry. Everything is made in China and the rest of the worlds educational systems are quickly surpassing ours.
Our Country has been and is still a great country. But we won’t be in 20 to 30 years.
My dick is safe, I'd be worry about your teeth if I was you.
Time to learn how to swallow all you debt ridden monkeys.
Fun times ahead for the USA over the next 20 to 30 years. You better learn Chinese.
I know many of you Dumbass Americans can't understand economics, but for the ones that can - The below article produced and allowed to be published by the Corporate News Network says it all.
Poorer Countries to Offset US Slowdown
By GILLIAN WONG
SINGAPORE - Continued robust expansion in developing countries will help offset a slowdown in the United States this year amid concerns of a possible recession in the world's largest economy and oil prices will gradually decline, the World Bank said Wednesday.
The Washington, D.C.-based international bank forecast global growth to moderate to 3.3 percent this year from 3.6 percent in 2007.
"Developing countries, if you add them all up now, are basically the same size as the United States," said Hans Timmer, co-author of the bank's annual "Global Economic Prospects" report.
"But they are growing more than three times as fast, and that means that their contribution to global demand is more than three times as important as the contribution of the United States," he said at the launch of the report in Singapore.
Not only has the resilience of developing economies mitigated the slowdown in the U.S. economy, it has also helped reduce global trade imbalances by sucking up American exports with the help of a cheaper U.S. dollar, he said.
The bank said there were concerns that a faltering U.S. housing market or further financial turmoil could push the U.S. into recession and weaken demand for the products of developing countries.
"We still don't know exactly how many corpses are there still in the financial markets, and how big, ultimately, the losses will be," Timmer said.
The bank believes, however, that the spillover from problems in the U.S. housing market on consumer demand will be limited. It expects the U.S. economy to regain momentum and lead to a pick up in world output, which it predicts will expand by 3.6 percent in 2009.
Gross domestic product growth for developing countries is expected to ease to 7.1 percent in 2008, while high-income countries are predicted to grow by a modest 2.2 percent, the bank said.
Timmer warned, though, that some developing economies were in danger of overheating, which would be exacerbated if interest rates come down sharply as a result of a U.S. economic slowdown, creating excessive liquidity in the global economy.
If capital flows turn away from the United States because of the problems there, the funds will end up "somewhere in the developing world and that mechanism could create new bubbles or expand bubbles already in the making," he said, citing the Shanghai market and stock markets in India as examples.
The Shanghai Composite index soared 97 percent last year, making it the world's best-performing major benchmark index. It also became the second most popular place for initial public offerings behind New York.
"You can argue that that kind of an increase is probably not sustainable," Timmer said.
Further sharp declines in the U.S. dollar were also a potential threat, despite the boost provided to U.S. exports. A less robust greenback provokes increased uncertainty and volatility in financial markets and increased trading costs, resulting in weaker export and investment growth worldwide, the report said.
And while a weaker dollar would benefit developing countries with dollar debt, it would also impose losses on those that hold dollar-denominated assets, the bank noted.
To alleviate poverty, the report urged developing countries to harness better technology, saying that rapid technological progress in developing nations has helped to reduce the proportion of people living in absolute poverty from 29 percent in 1990 to 18 percent in 2004.
"Technological progress increased 40-60 percent faster in developing countries than in rich countries between the early 1990s and early 2000s," said Andrew Burns, lead economist and main author of the report.
"Developing countries have a long way to go, given that the level of technology that they use is only one quarter of that employed in high-income countries."
The World Bank also said oil prices are likely to decline gradually this year and next as record crude prices weaken demand.
A barrel of light, sweet crude surpassed $100 a barrel on the New York Mercantile Exchange for the first time last week.
The World Bank's report predicted that a barrel of crude oil will cost $84.10 on average this year and fall by 6.8 percent to $78.40 a barrel in 2009. It estimates that the average price of crude oil last year was $71.20 a barrel.
"If you look at the fundamentals, there is scope for lower oil prices," said Timmer. "We forecast more or less a sustained, gradual decline."
Thank you so much for that facinating literature. Now-what are YOU personally going to do about it? Posting on J.P's blog isn't going to help much because frankly, most of us are not interested in your bullshit!
Hey an American you clearly are entertaining so how about you shove both of your hands up your ass and try walking around on your elbows, then post on you-tube. Kook!
I am saving my money, voting against all status quo debt loving politicians like Jerome Stocks, try to educate others who want to save American liberty, learning Chinese and voting for Ron Paul
Thanks for asking and check out how Ron Paul can make a difference.
http://www.ronpaul2008.com/
I bet the Dumbass Americans will spend some more of their home equity loan on a contribution to Hillary’s campaign on the hope that she will approve a government program to give them money paid for by future generations.
I agree with JP. The difference will be we’ll have a bunch of fat lazy complacent people complaining the government is taking care of them. Plus we'll have terrorist attacks daily like Israel.
Why is the empty lot south of 934 Hwy 101 so filthy?? Why is the empty lot north of Karinas so UGLY??? Who own is local garbage dump?? And who is responsible for cleaning it up??
I have questions and I want answers!! The truth seeker!!
Scene: Jacuzzi at La Costa Spa.
ReplyDeleteStocked: (exhales cigar smoke and slurps from a mai tai with a pretty umbrella) Glennboy, I knew I was on the right track -- I been pushin bullshit left, right and center -- I'll be dancin a right stompin jig come November after all them yokels vote for the Number One Bullshitter in Encinitas.
Sabined: (adjusting his speedo) Jerryboy, you so right. You be the master and commander of bullshit shovelin. Course, ya gots some help from your number one fan.
Stocked: Glennboy, you so right. Reminds me I got to make sure to gets Dannyboy and Jimmyboy a real gud Xmas present this year.
Sabined: (pouting) Jerryboy, you fergit your real Number One Fan:(
Stocked: Glennboy, no needs to git your furry back all hackled up, I ain't forgitten bout my Numbero Uno -- why I jess might approve a raise for ya this year seein as what a good bullshit job you do.
Sabined: Jerryboy, you one genuwhine amigo.
A gentle breeze, a SOSA, shapes the cigar smoke into halos over our heros. Fadeout....
Whoever you are, please keep posting. You make me laugh, and after a long day of hearing people's problems and concerns, I love laughing. And, you picked my two most favorite characters of bullshit. If I had employees, you would definitely be hired for your great humor and bullshit:)Thank you Thank you, Thank you.
ReplyDeleteThe sad truth is the dumb as American public will ride this debt ridden country down quicker than the fall of the Roman Empire, and much faster than the fall of the British Empire.
ReplyDeleteGive us 20 years and we will be taking orders in Chinese. Doesn't matter if your Democrat or Republican, the politicians never took a finance or Econ class and don't know the meaning or consequence of unpaid Debt.
Like many dumbass Americans, America will find out when you go Bankrupt, you end up sucking someone else’s dick for peanuts and unless you’re the Cardiff Kook, that’s not fun.
Good luck dumbasses who don't know the meaning of debt. And when you broke, don't be looking at my crotch or you'll get a kick in the teeth.
I hope that made you laugh Dr. Lorri.
I’ll be laughing when the dumbass Americans vote in the next Democrat who will get spiral us all down further in debt by giving entitlement welfare to every breathing American on wantabe American on Earth…. Or a Dumbass “so called Republican” (meaning they support occupying Iraq and the middle east to assure America get their oil supply at an affordable price), who will sink us by building our military that we cannot afford and trying to occupy every county that might have an oil supply and then fighting off the citizens who don’t want us there.
See you after the revolution, If we are still alive. I’ll be the one, laughing on my way to my bank. I hope your laughing too.
Tell me, does anyone out there have any common sense and logic in their brain? Does anyone out there appreciate the liberty that this country offers us and is afraid that we will lose this liberty when we are answering to another country like china? Can anything be done to prevent or prolong America from self destructing and prompting the collapse of western Civilization?
let's see, the Roman empire lasted for about 500 years, and the British for 400 years. So your dick is safe for the next 168 years. Cheers.
ReplyDeleteI call bullshit! And, yes it did make me laugh. Thanks
ReplyDeleteNot so....
ReplyDeleteI am not saying our Empire will last as long as either the Roman or British Empire.
I am saying our fall will be quicker than both. We peaked 40 to 50 years ago and will are falling quickly.... I give us 20-30years maximum at the rate china is screaming ahead.
The british Empire the largest in history collapsed in 50 years. Our US Empire probably peaked in the 1960s and has been crashing in the last 20 to 30 years. Just look at our industrial power like the automobile industry or any industry. Everything is made in China and the rest of the worlds educational systems are quickly surpassing ours.
Our Country has been and is still a great country. But we won’t be in 20 to 30 years.
My dick is safe, I'd be worry about your teeth if I was you.
Time to learn how to swallow all you debt ridden monkeys.
Cheers monkeys!
you have some good points but the anatomical analogies don't support them (so to speak)
ReplyDeletep.s. I have no teeth
I guess it depends if you you are in debt, if you like or dislike sucking dick or care if you have teeth?
ReplyDeleteYou may not be the debt ridden monkey I am refering to....but the USA sure is.
Are you alittle worried URL?
URL-Are you a little debt ridden Monkey?
Fun times ahead for the USA over the next 20 to 30 years. You better learn Chinese.
ReplyDeleteI know many of you Dumbass Americans can't understand economics, but for the ones that can - The below article produced and allowed to be published by the Corporate News Network says it all.
Poorer Countries to Offset US Slowdown
By GILLIAN WONG
SINGAPORE - Continued robust expansion in developing countries will help offset a slowdown in the United States this year amid concerns of a possible recession in the world's largest economy and oil prices will gradually decline, the World Bank said Wednesday.
The Washington, D.C.-based international bank forecast global growth to moderate to 3.3 percent this year from 3.6 percent in 2007.
"Developing countries, if you add them all up now, are basically the same size as the United States," said Hans Timmer, co-author of the bank's annual "Global Economic Prospects" report.
"But they are growing more than three times as fast, and that means that their contribution to global demand is more than three times as important as the contribution of the United States," he said at the launch of the report in Singapore.
Not only has the resilience of developing economies mitigated the slowdown in the U.S. economy, it has also helped reduce global trade imbalances by sucking up American exports with the help of a cheaper U.S. dollar, he said.
The bank said there were concerns that a faltering U.S. housing market or further financial turmoil could push the U.S. into recession and weaken demand for the products of developing countries.
"We still don't know exactly how many corpses are there still in the financial markets, and how big, ultimately, the losses will be," Timmer said.
The bank believes, however, that the spillover from problems in the U.S. housing market on consumer demand will be limited. It expects the U.S. economy to regain momentum and lead to a pick up in world output, which it predicts will expand by 3.6 percent in 2009.
Gross domestic product growth for developing countries is expected to ease to 7.1 percent in 2008, while high-income countries are predicted to grow by a modest 2.2 percent, the bank said.
Timmer warned, though, that some developing economies were in danger of overheating, which would be exacerbated if interest rates come down sharply as a result of a U.S. economic slowdown, creating excessive liquidity in the global economy.
If capital flows turn away from the United States because of the problems there, the funds will end up "somewhere in the developing world and that mechanism could create new bubbles or expand bubbles already in the making," he said, citing the Shanghai market and stock markets in India as examples.
The Shanghai Composite index soared 97 percent last year, making it the world's best-performing major benchmark index. It also became the second most popular place for initial public offerings behind New York.
"You can argue that that kind of an increase is probably not sustainable," Timmer said.
Further sharp declines in the U.S. dollar were also a potential threat, despite the boost provided to U.S. exports. A less robust greenback provokes increased uncertainty and volatility in financial markets and increased trading costs, resulting in weaker export and investment growth worldwide, the report said.
And while a weaker dollar would benefit developing countries with dollar debt, it would also impose losses on those that hold dollar-denominated assets, the bank noted.
To alleviate poverty, the report urged developing countries to harness better technology, saying that rapid technological progress in developing nations has helped to reduce the proportion of people living in absolute poverty from 29 percent in 1990 to 18 percent in 2004.
"Technological progress increased 40-60 percent faster in developing countries than in rich countries between the early 1990s and early 2000s," said Andrew Burns, lead economist and main author of the report.
"Developing countries have a long way to go, given that the level of technology that they use is only one quarter of that employed in high-income countries."
The World Bank also said oil prices are likely to decline gradually this year and next as record crude prices weaken demand.
A barrel of light, sweet crude surpassed $100 a barrel on the New York Mercantile Exchange for the first time last week.
The World Bank's report predicted that a barrel of crude oil will cost $84.10 on average this year and fall by 6.8 percent to $78.40 a barrel in 2009. It estimates that the average price of crude oil last year was $71.20 a barrel.
"If you look at the fundamentals, there is scope for lower oil prices," said Timmer. "We forecast more or less a sustained, gradual decline."
A service of the Associated Press(AP)
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boring boring boring
ReplyDeleteTypical American.... cant understand anything and complains that they can't afford to live.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for that facinating literature. Now-what are YOU personally going to do about it? Posting on J.P's blog isn't going to help much because frankly, most of us are not interested in your bullshit!
ReplyDeleteHey an American you clearly are entertaining so how about you shove both of your hands up your ass and try walking around on your elbows, then post on you-tube. Kook!
ReplyDeleteI am saving my money, voting against all status quo debt loving politicians like Jerome Stocks, try to educate others who want to save American liberty, learning Chinese and voting for Ron Paul
ReplyDeleteThanks for asking and check out how Ron Paul can make a difference.
http://www.ronpaul2008.com/
I bet the Dumbass Americans will spend some more of their home equity loan on a contribution to Hillary’s campaign on the hope that she will approve a government program to give them money paid for by future generations.
What are you going to do about it?
USA, the next Mexico.
ReplyDeleteOh no... It sounds like Anon 8:55 doesn't like my message. Maybe I'll cry.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the message is to close to home. Are they a debt ridden monkey ready to slurp up some Chinese secretions?
Put on some lip balm monkey, your time is coming.
I agree with JP. The difference will be we’ll have a bunch of fat lazy complacent people complaining the government is taking care of them. Plus we'll have terrorist attacks daily like Israel.
ReplyDeleteI remember the "core bullshit issue" for the last two Encinitas elections was....(drum roll):
ReplyDeleteSAND ON THE BEACH.
Why is the empty lot south of 934 Hwy 101 so filthy?? Why is the empty lot north of Karinas so UGLY??? Who own is local garbage dump?? And who is responsible for cleaning it up??
ReplyDeleteI have questions and I want answers!!
The truth seeker!!